p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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