when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Randomize
