butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We left an ass print on the piano.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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