Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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