Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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