Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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