Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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