so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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