I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
