im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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