i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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