Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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