Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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