just come out here and I will go home with you...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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