If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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