my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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