Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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