I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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