i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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