This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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