Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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