You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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