Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
