If that was your dad, he is hot
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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