can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Your dad touched me again.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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