Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we made out on top of his cat.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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