I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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