So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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