The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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