And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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