we're blogging at a bar
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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