another moral hangover. fuck.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Come on in and take your pants off
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