p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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