i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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