whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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