First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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