What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
