When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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