Please, let me fuck your mom
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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