Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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