You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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