i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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