That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Randomize
