scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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