How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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