We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
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Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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