So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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