Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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