i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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