Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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