I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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