If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
So squirting runs in the family.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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