Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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